Alot has happened since I got that toaster....

Why just last night I had a lightly toasted cracked whole wheat and bologna sandwich. The bread was fresh baked and the meat came encased in that red rind that is really great to pull off the meat and little slivers of flesh remain stuck to it so it is nice to floss with as the slivers of processed and questionable meat product comes loose in your mouth. I slathered the bread with Miracle Whip and had a big bowl of chilled baked beans with freshly squeezed directly from the carton O.J. enriched with vitamin C-D,Calcium and zinc. That is exactly what the bells were tolling for at 3 am after a long night of painting.

I got a new toaster yesterday........

It was brand new at a garage sale and cost me one dollar. The slots are big enough to toast a bagel (Which is handy as hell if you like bagels). Today I fixed a lightly toasted, fresh baked, 8 grain bread with melted mozzarella cheese and an entire avacado. I was pleased.