A plausable solution.....If we can convince the Texans.

I have been following the news of late and I have to say that I am a little more than concerned with the state of the world. The states are really fucking up in the eyes of the world and I don't think that I forsee any intelligent decisions being made in the near future. I think I might have a solution though.

I propose that we relocate ALL of the Isrealis to Texas.Yes, You heard me, Texas. We could evacuate the entire state and relocate the Texas population throughout the nation. This is possible if we look to New Orleans as a model (Go FEMA, GO FEMA).Just think of the obscene amount of foreign aid saved. With the money we would save we could even move the Wailing Wall (This would be an instant tourist attraction for a fledgling country). I figure that we could reconstruct the wall near the Alamo some where in San Antonio and as a publicity stunt procure the talents of Ozzy to Piss on the wall. That surely would generate some press and further his career agenda as the anti-christ.


I think that this too would be an answer to the infernal border problems that plauge Texas. With a well armed faction of newly relocated Isrealies the borders could be secured in a matter of days. Little training would be needed as the soldiers would simply have to be retrained to shoot at sombreros and not turbans and burkas. Simple enough, Right? This might also be a great chance for employment for those fat, white, toothless militia members to become gainfully employed too as "Soldiers of Fortune". This would be a boon to the other remaining states economies as we could take those corpulant,undereducated rednecks off of the welfare programs.

This also frees up a rather sought after piece of real estate in the Middle East. We could just hand that over to Halliburton (Or one of its many tentacled subsidaries). I am certain that the good people of Halliburton would know exactly how to best utilize the land as they have proven repeatedly that they are more than capable of handling massive sums of money and resources, Just ask the White House.

In exchange for all of this perhaps a deal could be cut with the present White House administration to clandistinely help in the next election. How might this be possible you may ask? The new state of Tex-Is-real could stage a border skirmish with Oklahoma with the threat to kill all Muslims residing there. I don't suppose that it matters much that no Muslims reside there as we have had to suspend disbelief for alot less lately. That action, If well timed, could serve to be the smoke screen needed to declare martial law for the US and in a State of Emergency the Bush administration has nothing to worry about as far as ineligibility for reelection as you see,There will be no election. Problem solved......Now if we can just get Arnold to play along nice in California.

Just a Thought ......